Shane Simpson Answered All Your Burning Questions and We're Living for His Answers

If you've ever wanted to get to know Shane Simpson a little better, well, here's your chance.

The Real Housewives of Orange County husband recently joined wife Emily Simpson for a fan Q&A on Instagram, and he didn't hold back.

The question-and-answer session spanned Shane's childhood and family life, as well as his life as a Mormon. And no matter how personal the question may have seemed, Shane responded —and his sense of humor shined through every answer.

First off, Shane offered some insight into his parents, and learned something new about himself, thanks to Emily. "I am not [Iranian], but my mom is 100 percent Iranian," he said before Emily clarified for him that his mother's heritage makes him half Iranian. "Oh, I am; oh, that's cool. I didn't know that."

Emily later confirmed during the Q&A that Shane even speaks Farsi. Another fan wanted to know if he has any grandparents (we assume the fan may have meant still alive, but the question was quite generally phrased). His response? "I was conceived in the lab. I don't have any grandparents," he said, before adding, "Doesn't everyone have grandparents?"

He then opened up about his life in high school when a fan asked if he was cool or not. "I don't know. I didn't have any girlfriends, does that answer the question?" he said, joking, "I walked around with a football all the time, though. It didn't work."

Fans were also curious about his life as a Mormon. He shared that his oldest daughter, Shelby, from his previous relationship, is Mormon as well, and that he attends religious services: "We went today [to church]. And my oldest daughter is on a mission. She was called to Peru, but with COVID[-19], she's now in the states [in Utah] waiting for it to open up."

He also confirmed that he does not drink alcohol. "No, I've never had an adult beverage. No [I never do] because I'm not much of an adult. I like juice boxes."

He later joked when asked again if he ever drinks, "No, I'm completely dehydrated."

Emily also revealed Shane's favorite hobby. "It's washing your car. He is obsessed with washing his car; he has a whole garage set up."

Shane agreed that he loves washing his car, confirmed that it doesn't bother him that Emily is taller than him, and made several comments about his crush on Carmen Electra during the chat.

And he also revealed his workout secrets, in case you were wondering: "Every morning I go to 7-Eleven and get a pack of powdered donuts and a Big Gulp, and I go to work."

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