Lisa: I Have Little Faith in Anything Jax Taylor Says

How does Lisa Vanderpump really feel about what goes in (and outside) of her restaurant SUR? Each week Lisa is telling you how she really feels about the SURvers antics in her video blog. How does she feel about their infighting, hookups, drama, and backstabbing? Watch below to see -- or scroll down to read a full transcription of her thoughts.

Hello, I'm Lisa Vanderpump and welcome to my video blog.

I thought Jax got a new nose last year. How many snouts has he got? Mind you, he probably does need a new one. He probably wore the last one out sticking it into everybody else's business.  

James loves to wind Jax up. James knew exactly what he was doing when he told Jax about his ex-girlfriend going on a date.

What the hell is Kristen doing here? She doesn't work here anymore. So she's only here on one mission and that's to cause trouble.

Now, there you go, an exemplary employee shutting Kristen down because, guess what, he needs to work. I like to see that, I like to hear the fact that actually James says to Kristen, "You know what? I'm not actually interested right now because I have a job."

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I have so little faith in anything Jax Taylor says, I'm not even sure I believe this is his mother. I wouldn't be surprised if Jax called an agency and said, "Could you send me over a motherly type, please."

Oh no, no, no. Jax, or Jason as he's called, is not a puppy that pees on the carpet, he's a dirty, old dog that pees everywhere.

Oh my god these guys are so stupid, but they do go for it, you have to give them that. I mean, they're always up for a good time. Tom and Tom make a party.

Happy 30th Birthday, Scheana!

Well, Scheana comes into her own party looking more like Minnie Mouse than Madonna. But, whatever it is, it's working.

I love to see in this episode how close Scheana and Katie are. I was kind of instrumental in bringing them together. So, yeah, I think it feels really good to see that.

I very rarely ever draw Ken in but sometimes I need the big guns as backup. Ken's kind of joking, but I think Tom got the message.

Why do they always have to throw the f word in there? It's a romantic moment. You don't need to say that. Why can't he just say, "You look awesome tonight," why does he have to say, "You look f***ing awesome tonight"? Why do they always have to say the f word?

I'm Lisa Vanderpump, thank you for watching my video blog, I will see you next time.