Lisa: I Can Give Kristen Some Credit

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I'm wondering to myself, where did my life get to that I'm standing in a back alley looking at ass tattoos?

I mean it's not exactly a Picasso on his ass that's for sure -- it's still a compliment that he put her initial on his ass whatever way she looks at it, I think she's being a bit harsh.

Well if Tom's mom is really a firefighter then maybe she can put out that flaming A on his ass.

Kristen Apologizes to Ariana

Kristen, no no no -- bad idea. I get why Kristen would want to apologize to Ariana, but why does she need to do it in my restaurant?

Well, I can give Kristen some credit here -- I do actually feel that Kristen is making a distinct effort and she's showing a kind of conciliatory attitude, but Ariana is just not having any of it.

Sometimes you have to look at it from somebody else's perspective, what Ariana has to understand as well is that Kristen's fear initially was that Ariana was hooking up with Tom and when they turned out to be a couple ultimately maybe her fears were founded.

Sandoval's Emo Moment

I'm thinking what on earth is Sandoval going to do up on that stage? I mean he doesn't seem like a comedian to me. I thought this was about your memoirs when you were a child? I mean what is the point of this? Just to humiliate him? It's working.

Oh you gotta just love James, I mean he's shameless in his competition with Jax. Wait, hold on a second...isn't Brittany en route in her car from Kentucky? This is really confusing, like you're saying one thing here and one thing there -- which side of your mouth are you lying out of now, Jax?

I do see Tom's point. I don't think Kristen should be invited on this birthday trip. If it's Tom's birthday as well as Jax, absolutely not. But you actually have to keep your calm if you're going to try to convince people, he's totally overreacting.

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