Lisa: You Would Think Jax Wouldn't Lie

How does Lisa Vanderpump really feel about what goes in (and outside) of her restaurant SUR? Each week Lisa is telling you how she really feels about the SURvers antics in her video blog. How does she feel about their infighting, hookups, drama, and backstabbing? Watch below to see -- or scroll down to read a full transcription of her thoughts.

 

 

Hi, I'm Lisa Vanderpump. Welcome to my video blog.

Oh my God, I thought I'd seen everything. I have seen Tom emasculated in many, many ways, but this takes the cake.

Just seeing all these litte butts jiggling and twerking...there's aboslutely nothing reassuring about this weekend that makes me think that those boys can come back with their relationships in tact.

What is that? I've been married for 32 years, and I've never seen Ken put on makeup before we go out or be primping and straightening his hair.

Well of course I'm going to choose the most expensive piece of jewelry. It was to support the women in Rwanda. That's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it.

Kristen is lucky enough to find herself invited to the bachelor party already. I don't feel that she should be adjudicating the guest list. She's got nothing to do with it.

I don't think Stassi should feel so betrayed by Katie. I think Katie is going on a weekend with a bunch of her friends with her boyfriend. It's not that complicated.

My first insticnt when I heard that Jax said that he'd already told Tiffany of what went down, I'm thinking "absolutely not." I always know when Jax is lying. It's when he opens his mouth.

You would think that Jax being on a television show and having cameras follow him all the time and documenting every increment, that he wouldn't lie because he knows he was gonna get caught, but no, he still carries on, tells Tiffany on the phone, and there he is: busted.

Thank you for watching. I'm Lisa Vanderpump, and I hope you enjoyed my video blog.