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Time for Patti to Give Me a Raise
Destin thinks his son's idea for a pay increase is a good one... especially when he babysits Alpha Females.
Patti Fired, Sin Hired!
One of my favorite days in the world is my self-created “Bring Your Son To Work Day” – where Rachel and I get to have our little man come to the office with us and hang out. He not only brings so much life and happiness to Millionaires Club, he takes less babysitting and work than most of our clients. Today was that day! But boy oh boy was he being a little devil… and his favorite seat? Patti’s, of course.
Sin decided to hang out with us while we showed Patti the videos… starting with my MILLIONAIRESS, Shonda. Now Shonda is a cool girl with a great attitude. When she was younger, she was a little on the chunky monkey side, so she kicked herself into gear, got herself into major shape and went on to win an Arnold Schwarzenegger female fitness contest. I’m not 100% sure what the challenges were, but I like to imagine one of them involved running in slow motion on the rooftop of a building while uttering the line “Get to the choppa!”
Shonda claims she wants to be swept off her feet by a man with power. She loves Superman, Kevin “Waterworld” Costner, and of course, Donald Trump. She likes walks on the beach, making drinks, and Donald Trump’s hair. She also likes… Donald Trump’s hair. Did I mention Donald Trump’s hair? WTF? Who likes Donald Trump’s hair?! Sigh. Well at least she’s not as bad as Rachel’s mega-alpha millionairess – who’s just dying for a real man (and by ‘real man’ she means one that won’t bend over for her strap-on).
We do a recruiting session with the help of Rachel’s millionairess’s ex – who ultimately gets thrown into the dating pool for Shonda.
At the mixer (which is just a small dinner party this time) the guys schmooze the girls, the ex fails, and both girls don’t listen to us and pick the wrong guys. For Shonda, it’s a British guy that wins her hand… well, her date anyway.Shonda and the British guy go to a place to make cocktails where he gets to play older cool foreign dude. She buys into it a tad, but he blows it at dinner by playfully insulting religion.
In the end, Shonda falls victim to her Superman complex, Rachel’s gal can’t figure out her power trip, and Sin takes over Patti’s job and gives me a raise.
