Sonja Morgan and Tiffany "New York" Pollard Are the BFFs We Never Knew We Needed

Having brunch with Sonja Morgan is basically the dream Saturday. Well, Tiffany "New York" Pollard (of Flavor of Love fame) just lived out every Real Housewives of New York City fan's fantasy by sipping on some mimosas with the Manhattanite in her new VH1 web series, Brunch with Tiffany.

Like any good girls' brunch, no topic was off-limits for Sonja and Tiffany. For instance, Sonja revealed some more deets about her vaginal rejuvenation treatment, which we saw her enjoy a few zings of last season of RHONY. "Everything was perfect down there I thought, and they kept talking me into it. And I thought, 'Why not?'" Sonja explained why she decided to undergo the procedure. "They were saying, 'You have to do the vajayjay. It's like having laser on your face. It just rejuvenates. Slippery, slidey, smoother, pinker.'"

Sonja was also not afraid to show off another part of her body when she proudly shook her booty for Tiffany and the entire restaurant to see. "I've been working it a long time," Sonja said. "It's the last thing to go. It hasn't hit the ground yet."

Even Tiffany couldn't help but compliment Sonja's derrière. "Oh my gosh! She got some lovely lady lumps!" the host gushed.

Sonja and Tiffany finally got to talking about men toward the end of their conversation. We found out that Sonja is into "a guy of a certain means, but he doesn't have to be loaded," and that she and Tiffany have the same favorite sex position: doggy style.

It's the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Take it in, folks.

The pair also dished on their experiences with "mean girls" on Flavor of Love and RHONY in this bonus clip from the first episode of Brunch with Tiffany. Who knew it was so tough to be a funny lady?

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