Andy Cohen Shows Off the Kinds of Texts He Gets from Housewives on a Daily Basis

In addition to sharing emails he exchanged with Teresa Giudice while she was in prison, Andy Cohen's new book confirms what we always kind of imagined: At any point in a given day, he's chatting with a Housewife. And, as depicted in his latest tome, Superficial: More Adventures from the Andy Cohen Diaries, out today, the Watch What Happens Live host is in constant communication with the women from any and all of the franchise cities.

"I think what people don't realize about me is that I really have a constant going with the Housewives and very random Househusbands on my phone," Andy told The Daily Dish. "So, yeah, Slade Smiley will text me every so often."

Obviously, it's not just Gretchen Rossi's longtime love that he keeps in touch with. In the clip above, watch Andy read off the number of texts he's received from a number of ladies, including Tamra Judge ("Looking good, stud"), Vicki Gunvalson (who even sent him a photo of her desk and a pile of insurance work), Kim Zolciak-Biermann, Shereé Whitfield, Shannon Beador, and Bethenny Frankel. "This is my life, absolutely," he said. "Sometimes they're mad at me. Sometimes they're not."

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