Alexis Bellino Tackles Questions About Her Faith

She's not called Jesus Barbie for nothing. "It seems everyone is looking for contradictory behavior that 'proves' I'm not a 'real' Christian," The Real Housewives of Orange County's Alexis Bellino blogs. "Here's an example: Some have said, 'If you believe in God and that He has a plan, isn't it going against His plan to alter your body with breast augmentation or Botox?'" Addressing these image-conscious crusaders, Alexis says, "Part of me wants to slap on my shortest shorts, hop on my soapbox in my highest spike heels, and start yelling out things like, 'What kind of Christian would YOU like me to be?'

"I have knowingly opened myself up to be criticized, chastised, and judged. But when I post something on Facebook about going on Playboy Radio and I am told I'm not Christian, it makes me scratch my head," she adds. "Did you know that Playboy gives millions of dollars to charities all over the world, including March of Dimes, and several other children's organizations?"

The mom of three's final commandment is this: "Be faithful to whatever you believe in. Do good in this world… Hate is an emotion that wastes a lot of energy. Be good and be good to yourself!" Amen, sister!

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