GTL? Not for the Manzo Boys

Not all Jersey boys are created the same.

Unlike their Seaside counterparts, you won't catch Hoboken implants Albie and Chris Manzo GTL'ing it on their webisode series, Boys to Manzo. 

"We don't have a game plan. Every day is different, every night is an adventure," golden boy Albie tells People about nightlife in the 'Boken. "You never know what to expect, so you don't know how to prepare for it either, so I don't think we have a GTL. We definitely don't G."

Little bro Chris adds, "I don't G at all. I don't go to the gym, I don't diet, I don't even do my laundry." (Wait, is someone still carting his dirty goods back to mama in Franklin Lakes?) Rounding out the "T," Chris continues, "I don't tan!" Do you hear that? It's the sound of the Situation's tears.

"I'm like, 'bleh!'" the former Brownstone employee adds about the GLT ritual. "I shower and put on music, so it'd be S&M," he confesses. "Nobody wants that. How do you say you do that before you go out?"

Keep up with Albie and Chris' Hoboken adventures -- and we can't forget Greg, Deloris, and the green feather Christmas tree -- in our exclusive Bravotv.com series Boys to Manzo.