Betty White, Patti Stanger is Trying to Hook You Up!

After putting her two cents in on Courteney Cox and David Arquette's split (saying "Courteney I never felt was a match. A Virgo and a Gemini is pretty much a rare commodity"), Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger is now offering up dating advice to another high profile Hollywood single lady -- 88-year-old Betty White.

Patti ponied up a list of potential suitors to Life & Style magazine. Our favorite choice for Betty? Eighty-four-year-old actor and comedian Mel Brooks.

"Betty and Mel would laugh all the way to heaven!" Patti told the magazine.

And even though busty, barely legal blondes are usually his type, Patti also plopped Hugh Hefner on the list. Don't do it, Betty. We predict a heated Twitter-feud between you and Holly if Hef put a ring on it!

Another viable option according to Patti is Bob Barker, also 84.

"They're both animal lovers, huge animal lovers," Patti told the mag. "They would bond over that."

One problem: Betty -- who would be on her fourth marriage -- was married to Frederick Barker for a few months back in 1945. It was over half a century ago, but becoming Mrs. Barker (again) is just weird.

Back to Patti's list of potential suitors, you'll never guess who’s next. Wait for it. Wait for it.

Robert Pattinson. No, we're not joking! He may be some 64 years her junior, but cougars are in right now, right? Besides he did once call her "one of the sexiest women in America."

Kristen Stewart who? We're waiting for Robetty to make their red carpet debut.

For more of Patti's dating wisdom, check out the new season of The Millionaire Matchmaker premiering tonight at 9/8c.