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Tom Tries to Say Something Nice

Tom Schwartz tries, but ultimately fails, to say nice thinks about his cohorts, and gets nervous about his job at PUMP.

By Tom Schwartz

Before this week's episode I decided I was going to say something nice about everyone, instead of a proper blog.

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Then I watched the episode and couldn't bring myself to do it. Haha.

I promised myself if we did a third season I would comb my hair. It seems I have broken that promise.

This episode made me miss Stass a bit. Happy she made a smooth transition back to LA. Was "SUR-prised" she went into SUR and PUMP. A bold move.

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Loving the way my bubba looks with brown hair.

Tom and Ariana still cute as ever. It is true that when I go to the gym with Sandoval we have a tendency to work out our thumbs and mouths more than anything else.

Peter is strapping.

Although I am stoked to have a job with Ken and Lisa, I have a very subtle sinking feeling about working at PUMP. It's just a dull feeling of apprehension that I can't quite define as of the moment. I have to say PUMP is gorgeous. Love my co-workers. They are all funny and ridiculously good looking.

Seems every time we rendezvous with Stass we end up drinking. What's wrong with that? Although my hangover isn't from the booze, it's from all the sh-- talking lately. It's not in my nature but been over indulging.

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