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Tom Schwartz Presents: A Haiku

Brief and to the point.

By Tom Schwartz

Haiku:

How to Watch

Watch Vanderpump Rules on Peacock and the Bravo app.  

Wishy wash sloppy

Sometimes you must be a douche

To quash inner douche

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