Lisa: It Looks a Little Guilty

How does Lisa Vanderpump really feel about what goes in (and outside) of her restaurant SUR? Each week Lisa is telling you how she really feels about the SURvers antics in her video blog. How does she feel about their infighting, hookups, drama, and backstabbing? Watch below to see -- or scroll down to read a full transcription of her thoughts.

Lisa's Vlog: Kristen Is Pretending to Be Upset

Hi, I'm Lisa Vanderpump. Welcome to my video blog.
What an explosive episode!
Kristen is pretending to be upset at listening to this story, but really, she couldn't be happier. This is music to her ears.
Oh my god, I saw Tom's heart almost jumping out of his shirt when he first laid eyes on that girl on the other side of the bar.
I don't like it when I see Tom Sandoval just hightail it out of there. I'd have more respect for the situation if he stood his ground, if he really had conviction. Otherwise, it kind of looked a little guilty to me if I'm honest.
When I saw Kristen be so blatantly rude and disrespectful to Diana, it absolutely makes me see red. Diana is a very good manager, and she deserved a lot more respect than that.
Oh look! There's a job that Schwartzy can do without having a panic attack. A little skip and a jump? Perfect. There's something about Schwartz--I see Katie's dilemma--he's like a naughty, lovable little golden retriever that can kind of sh-- everywhere and chew every toy up and then he kind of comes toward you and you're like, "Aww."
I have to say, it's highly unlikely that a girl would travel all the way across the country to scream at somebody that "You slept with me" if it didn't happen. I"m just saying!
She claims that, you know, he has a small situation down there and that he shaves everything. I mean, I don't want to know. I'm definitely getting too much information from this scene, but all I'm saying is if he does shave his forehead, I guess he could shave anything
Thank you for watching my video blog. I'm Lisa Vanderpump, and I'll see you next time.