Lisa Is Ready to Contribute to Jax's Therapy

Watch Lisa's video blog here. Or read our full transcript below

Hi I'm Lisa Vanderpump. Welcome to my video blog. I actually like seeing there being some kind of resolution between Stassi and Kristen because the time before when they saw each other was pretty dramatic. What Stassi really needed to hear was "I am so sorry for screwing your boyfriend. Please forgive me." But will those words every come out of Miss Doute’s lips? I doubt it.

Sometimes I feel like I'm speaking a different language. I know sometimes to these boys I have to speak slowly. I almost have to say, "Read my lips." But "mayor"? Do they not know what mayor is?

You would think I was asking these boys to scrub toilets -- I'm asking them to pass trays of food and champagne. I mean, it's not rocket science. Even they can do it, and they should do it without their attitude.

I feel so bad for Katie because I know this is like the worst thing that she could hear. She's so heavily invested in their relationship, and suddenly she's seeing it kind of in pieces right before her eyes. This really actually tore up my heart to see Katie so emotionally devastated because I know what she wants more than anything is right now just crumbling right before her eyes.

I think after hearing that statement [about Tom banging a girl in front of Jax], I know the depth of Jax's depraved mind. I almost want to contribute to his therapy sessions really. Because he's got a long way to go.

I don't know if I was Katie and I was going through a relationship crisis that I would necessarily turn to Stassi.

No no no no. Schwartzy needs to get down on all fours, beg for her forgiveness and then stick a ring on it. I think that's the only way it's going to work.

Oof, what a week. Thank you for watching my video blog. I'm Lisa Vanderpump.