Under the Influence

It was nice of Vicki to stop by and see how I was doing after surgery and to catch up on what I had missed. But I guess she was not a fan of me removing my implants. She didn't understand why anyone would want to be part of the Itty Bitty Titty committee. Oh well, I guess little boobies are not for everyone. I happen to love my new '70s Disco boobs! Sometimes less is more. . .right? I think there are a lot of big busted woman that would love to have their implants or natural Ds made smaller. Big boobs are just not fun! Tip of the day ladies, your old implants make great ice packs.

I was so bummed that I did not get to go camping. I have been trying to put together that exact trip with the girls for three years and it has never worked out. Go figure it worked out when I was not able to go.

I have plans to take the kids to ElCapitanCanyon.com this summer and we can't wait. There are a lot of other things to do there besides sitting around a fire drinking. Like bike rides, concerts, whale watching, jeep tours, rock climbing, horseback riding, and kayaking. It really is an amazing place, from what I hear.

I was pretty upset to hear Vicki say that she likes Alexis now because "I am not in her ear telling her NOT too." What the hell does that mean? Do I have that much influence over Vicki? Does anyone have that much influence over Vicki? That is the biggest crock of s--t I have ever heard in my life.

She obviously told Alexis that was the case, because she said the same thing. Vicki not liking Alexis has been going on since she met her. She called her pretentious, dumb, fake, a weak woman, and constantly talked about how Alexis couldn't go anywhere without a mirror. She went as far to call her husband a smelly dork. I did not or never will tell a grown woman NOT to like someone because I didn't care for them. You even see me question Vicki when she told me that Alexis called her. I was shocked that they were talking. I shook my head and told her I was trying to wrap my brain around that one after all the years of her talking about how dumb Alexis is.

Listen, I am all for making amends and becoming friends, but I honestly feel that the only reason she was telling me this is because I have become friends with Gretchen. If Vicki and Alexis are friends then I am happy for them and would never ever get between them. I am smart enough to know that my issues with someone have no impact on anyone else. We see Vicki and Gretchen fighting all season long and I keep my mouth shut, I refuse to take sides in this fight.

I feel bad for Gretchen. I had no idea that she was going through so much with her voice. I can't wait for next week for you all to see the Vegas trip. It was great seeing Gretchen perform, she really lights up on stage. Plus, Vegas is the happiest place on earth. . .well kinda.

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