Tinsley Mortimer: There Were So Many Exes at That Party, I Couldn’t Keep Them All Straight

Love, absolutely LOVE Carole, but, girl, I am not changing my look! I am, have always been, will always be exactly who you see. I’m a girly girl. I just am. Can’t change it. I like poufy dresses, eyelashes, long curled hair, high heels and all. I do appreciate Carole’s attempt to help me with my image in New York, where I hastily returned after the fiasco in Florida. And I am considering moving downtown as opposed to my familiar and beloved UES. I'm just not ready to make that decision yet. On a side note…the NYP wrote something nice about me?! Now that’s a surprise! Thanks, Page Six!

I loved having my Mom look at apartments with me, but I already knew what her reaction would be to “the” downtown. It was no surprise that she preferred the uptown apartment, and I have to say that I did, as well. But who knows me better than she? Mom could see that I was a bit emotional about it all, and I think she understands that my life has been moving at such a rapid pace for the last year, going in so many different directions and on some difficult paths, that she understands making a decision to officially move into my own place, with all of my furniture stored away in Florida, is unsettling and overwhelming to me. Since I've returned to New York, I find myself overreacting to situations and feeling emotional about the strangest things. I just cannot seem to settle down and feel comfortable again in my life. I think the trauma of what happened in Palm Beach is still too much for me. Maybe my Mom's idea of simply moving into a hotel until I feel more grounded is not such a bad idea!

Ramona was so sweet to invite my Mom and me to her newly-decorated apartment. I have to laugh when I think of my high-energy Mom meeting the whirlwind that is Ramona... she was speechless! There were so many exes at that party, I couldn’t keep them all straight. For the record, I am NOT, nor was I ever “dating” Chad. He was a nice friend with whom I could have a couple nice casual dates...period! At least I didn’t date, marry, or get engaged to Harry Dubin. What were all these beautiful women thinking?! He is a pest! I mean I like the guy, but only as a friendly acquaintance you may happen to bump into occasionally.

I hope everyone leaves Luann alone now and quits trying to stir up trouble. Tom and she seem very very happy together, and I am happy for them, but he needs to stop it with that RING bit. It's just disrespectful to Luann.
See you next week!
Xoxo,

Tinsley