Luann D'Agostino: I Guess My Legendary Hollow Leg Was Full That Night

What a fabulous villa Bethenny found for our trip to Mexico! It was one the loveliest properties we’ve stayed in together. I thought the room raffle was a fun and fair way to decide who got which room. Of course, as soon as Ramona and Sonja left the car, it was “run for rooms, Mexico.” Even after the lottery, Ramona and Sonja still put up a fuss about their rooms. Dorinda is always so kind in these situations, and she was willing to move just to keep the peace, but I’m glad she stuck up for herself. There truly was not a bad room on the property, and since I pulled the number 2, I chose a master suite with an ocean view. Who wouldn’t?! Tinsley was very gracious to give her number to Bethenny who deserved a nice room for planning this trip. I loved it when Dorinda schooled Sonja and Ramona on how numbers one to five comes before six. They should have learned this back in kindergarten along with taking turns and being nice.

Earlier in the day, I dove into the ocean and later that night, I dove into a shrub! I couldn’t stop laughing, and I was glad that one of the house staff came to fish me out. I guess my legendary hollow leg was full that night! I do have a reputation of being able to hold my liquor but by the second tumble over the ledge, it was time to pack it in for the night. Too funny!

As for who planted the story about Tinsley in Page Six, anonymous sources are hard to track down. I love Sonja, but I also know that she isn’t shy about sharing her thoughts with the press. I’ve been the victim of her loose lips in the past, and I think it’s best that Tinsley move to a hotel when we get back. We still have a few more days in Mexico, and I really want to relax and enjoy our time together. Like Bethenny said, we are so privileged to be able to stay in this villa and I’m grateful to be here.

Until next week, one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!