Recap: George Proposes, Millou Passes On | The Real Housewives of New York City Photos

Good Trip, Bad Fall

We open this episode with Kristen recapping the ladies on her "sitdown" with Ramona. Though, according to Kristen, it could barely be called a sitdown -- since Ramona gave her flowers, but quickly bolted to be with Avery. Kristen wasn't f

When Kristen cops to calling Ramona a "monster," LuAnn recaps the many names for Ramona. Would a Ramona by any other name be as sweet? Sure if you're calling her -- Singer Stinger, Pinot Polar, Ramona-monster, Ramona-coaster, and Crazy Eyes. LuAnn believes Ramona has so many nicknames because "there are so many personalities that inhabit this one body."

But the Ramona talk comes to a pause as Sonja calls to discuss plans for Sonja's pooch Millou's funeral. After struggling to cope with his passing, Sonja is ready to take the ashes off the mantle and let her special friend go.

What does one where to a dog funeral? Unclear -- but the best place to start is probably with a chic black hat.

Kristen's back on her grind and trying to book a gig -- but it's no regular modelling gig. She's up for a workout video that her hubby Josh got her connected with. Hopefully her "mileage" includes branching out into fitness videos

So far Kristen is killing it. She's the ideal candidate for the workout video -- ladies who want to get fit while they give the kids some Cheerios.

But then the real test starts -- can Kristen handle a few sample moves? The sweating starts early, but she manages to keep it together through the "basic moves." But will that be enough to impress the execs?

Carole has decided she needs an assistant -- and so she's enlisted Ramona Singer to help her get her business in order. A quick Twitter ad later, and it's time to interview potential candidates. But we're not sure Carole passed Ramona's test for an ideal candidate. Watch Ramona put Carole and a few others to the test HERE.

This lady managed to bring a resume and read Carole's book -- two things almost none of the other candidates did. Perhaps it's because she's a CIT (Carole-in-Training) based on her current journalism career.

This is the face of a woman who is not impressed by would-be-rappers who are hoping to branch out into the world of professional assistants. Or perhaps she's just bored with Carole's questions about fog machines and wire hangers? But Carole's just trying to keep it fresh!

Sonja attempts to emotional separate from Millou. Her healer showed her the golden light and worked to let go of her resentment of people who have hurt her -- even Ramona! Sonja can't heal Ramona's inner child at the expense of hers, so it's time to let it go.

Sonja's focusing on the new highs and on letting the essence of Millou's energy enter her heart and leave that box. Once that's done, Sonja asks the obvious next question -- can all these lasers and healing get her laid tonight?

Aviva's hosting a big family dinner, which includes her ex and his new sometimes gf Sonja of course. Sonja in her extremely healed state is focused on the room's feng shui. She's not loving this sculpture and encourages Aviva to remove these "grandpa's balls." And since George is coming to dinner, this won't be the only talk of balls at Aviva's tonight.

But George isn't coming solo. He's bringing his new lady -- his new 25-year-old lady Cody.

Sonja's not thrilled to see George, "the erection bandit." But she can't blame George for liking them young -- so does she!

George's new girlfriend Cody is young, but Aviva's happy to meet her if George plans on keeping her around.

George only sees this as small gap in age difference. George couldn't resist her when he went in to her salon to get his "scrotum waxed."

Sonja has some questions about Cody's nail style, and how that would interact with George's business. But he's got no complaints.

This is the face of a woman bemused by all the talk of mirrors on the ceiling. Aviva wants everyone to just shut the f up, but chances aren't looking great with this group.

Surprise! George bought Cody something -- just you know an engagement ring. Maybe not the most traditional proposal, but sweet all the same. Watch George pop the question, with the ring in the bag, again HERE. Meet your new 25-year-old stepmom Aviva!

Kristen booked the gig -- so now it's time to "stand there and look pretty." Just kidding -- Kristen's got to get her sweat on for this gig.

Josh made time to come home and watch Kristen "get rid of her pooch." But his gentle ribbing was not appreciated by his lady. Kristen's trying to work her "j-o-b."

Kristen is not a fan of Josh's tough love, and feels as frustrated as she did at the Spartan Race. She'd prefer if her "pimp" left her so she could focus.

Now that Sonja has healed her Millou issues she's ready to take care of those other resentments -- her feelings towards Ramona. She's not over getting the "little sister" treatment in the Berkshires or what Ramona did to sabotage her boyfriend Ben.

Sonja accuses Ramona of being a "bull sh--ter" and a "master manipulator" but Ramona thinks it's all ridiculous.

But how can Sonja stay mad at a face like that? These two are stuck together. And if you need to be reminded why, flip through our favorite photos of Ramonja through the years HERE.

And finally, everyone gathers to celebrate the life of Millou, plastic champagne glasses and questions about Millou's sexuality in tow.

For Sonja, Millou's passing represents a great change in her life, but it's time to let that progressive pooch go to the fabulous penthouse in the sky.

After the wind pushed a lot of Millou back into Sonja's arms (and on the sidewalk), it was time to say goodbye. Au revoir Milou. You will be missed! Watch his touching funeral again HERE.

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