You Need to See How Stephanie Hollman Is Hilariously Trolling Mark and Cary Deuber's Fancy Stove

In case you missed it, Cary Deuber's husband, Mark, lays claim to his own Molteni stove. As the owner of said $75,000 kitchen appliance, The Real Housewives of Dallas husband cooks up weeknight meals that approximate dinner at a five-star restaurant. Think: turbot with Savoy cabbage and pink peppercorn on any old Tuesday. But while the Deubers enjoy their Molteni-made delicacies, their friend Stephanie Hollman is having decidedly more casual fare. 

Mark often showcases his nightly meals via an Instagram account he set up for his beloved stove, and now Stephanie is showing off her own homemade feasts with an account of her own. Dubbed Stephanie's Microwave, the Instagram feed showcases the delicacies that Stephanie zaps on any given day, which might include a frozen burrito or — why not? — a tea made to treat "occasional constipation." 

In its introductory post, the humble but mighty kitchen tool told its followers (already, there are more than 8,000!): "Hello, I am Stephanie’s microwave. Stephanie doesn’t have a Molteni so she settled for me. Some would argue that I am the most useful appliance in the house. I can’t wait to see what frozen meal she put inside me tonight. I’m feeling Mexican." 

Keep scrolling to see what other marvels Stephanie's microwave whips up. The captions seriously made us LOL.