Scoot Gang

Did you watch the Emmys?

No, I was at a barbeque.

Did you have any clients there this year?

No.

What did you think of Rachel's appearance in the Blah Blah Blah Girls episode?

I didn't see it, but I think it's great! I think the Blah Blah Blah Girls are great. All three of them. They're really funny and entertaining.

If you could be in any cartoon, what would it be?

Family Guy. Or I'd like to be Bart Simpson's girlfriend. I'd really like to date Bart Simpson.

So in this episode you and Brad gang up on Rachel. Do you guys mess with Rachel a lot?

We just like to have fun. Brad and I like to screw around with Rachel. But it's all good-natured teasing.

So you and Brad never play hilarious office pranks on her?

Nooo! No we don't, we don't have time to play pranks.

So in this episode Rachel gets sick. Were you guys worried?

Yeah, she gets sick. You'll find out in an upcoming episode what's wrong. It was a mystery we didn't know what was wrong. We were really concerned.

Who would take over, you or Brad?

Obviously me.

So in this season it seems like every episode you're threatening to quit. What is it that makes you stay?

I'm very invested with Rachel. So I just can't leave. I can't personally screw over Brad like that. Brad and I are a team, we work closely together, so I can't just quit and leave him to do everything. And also, I give Rachel the benefit of the doubt. As she grows, so will I.

Would you ever try starting your own line?

I don't know. But I want to talk about the fact that I got a scooter, and I've been electric scooting everywhere. It's the coolest thing ever. I scooted to dinner the other night. I was like I don't want to go to the party, I stayed home and scooted all by myself. Reeeal cool.

I really would love to get some rollerblades, but I know they aren't that cool.

No way rollerblades? Sooo cool. Are you kidding me? You could be in my scoot gang. You rollerblade, I'll scoot.