Teddi, Ayn, and Sue on 'The Muppets'
Ayn: (about Miss Piggy and Josh Groban) Now, if they kiss, I'm gonna throw up. (they kiss) Ahh! And there was tongue!
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Blake, Scott, and Emerson on 'Love at First Swipe'
Blake: Don't be ashamed of being forty, you're forty.
Scott:No. Be ashamed if you’re forty and you dress like Blossom still.
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Julie and Brandy on 'Million Dollar Listing LA'
Brandy: (On Josh Flagg) Is he still bonking up his hair?
Julie: He's still bonking up his hair.
Brandy: Good, Good.
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The Zeno Family on 'Empire'
Princella: They have auto-tune in jail?
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The Egber Family on 'Grandfathered'
Andrew:How are they going to do the full house show without the Olsen twins?
Julie:That's what you're thinking about right now?
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The Resnick Family on 'The Amazing Race'
Nicole: Sometimes being a beefcake doesn't pay off all the time.
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Cathy and Destiney on 'The Daily Show with Trevor Noah'
Cathy: (On Kevin Hart) Ooh I love you, I wanna squish your little butt!