Patti Stanger Lays Down 5 New Man Laws

Has Patti Stanger been sipping her own love potion? We couldn't help but notice that in the past 24 hours, the Millionaire Matchmaker has been especially generous with her romantic words of wisdom.

"All men make dating mistakes. Unless it's immoral, you can forgive the fool & give a second chance!" the 50-year-old tweeted yesterday. The next commandment in her relationship bible? "Sometimes men put you on the bottom of the rotation. The cure: next date give him Monday night (laundry night)!"

Similarly, our mother lover continues advising her 111,000-plus followers on how to deal with a flake. "Men like to disappear then appear! To keep him on his toes...don't be so eager for the next date!"

As for knowing if you're on the same page as your guy, Patti states, "If a man can't level with you on where you stand, then he's no man at all! Tell him you only date grown ups." And should you need to dispose of said relationship, the love guru writes, "The best ex revenge is to not care & look good. By the time he wants you back, you will be with someone else! Oh snap!!!"

Sounds like that's solid advice. The newly-minted size 2 asked, "Why are all my exes contacting me today. Weird energy, must be the planets."

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