Patti Stanger: Kim Kardashian Would "Chew Up" John Mayer

Birthday girl Kim Kardashian said adios to her twenties yesterday. Celebrating the milestone birthday, the reality TV star was gifted with diamond earrings by Tao Las Vegas, purchased a Rolls Royce for herself (too much?), and received special attention from John Mayer? Say it isn’t so.

The New York Post reports that Kimayer (it'll catch on) was spotted roaming around the Big Apple together this week. Relax, you don’t need to change your ‘Save Katie’ shirts into ‘Save Kim’ ones -- yet.

“They brought along other friends, but the idea was to see if they would hit it off,” a source tells the Post.

Never one to mix words, Patti Stanger has a message for Kim to hear before John has a chance to whine about her in a song. “He's a douchebag,” the Matchmaker tells UsWeekly. Blunt? Yes. Well-put? You betcha.

“[Kim would] chew him up and spit him out and chew him up again,” she goes on. Sex tape aside, Patti calls the curvalicious Armenian “a class act” who she’d never match with Mayer.

Then again, don’t let anyone follow in Jennifer Aniston’s super-groupie footsteps. Ever. We’ve already flashed our warning flares: The oh-so-charming Mayer earned himself a cozy spot on our Least Eligible Bachelors list. Do we seriously need to explain why? Yeah, didn’t think so.