Patti Stanger: Celeb Divorces Don't Have to be Messy

Demi Moore may have hit a post-Ashton downward spiral, but Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger reminds the masses that the actress has done the divorce dance before – and pretty damn well. 

"These two have the perfect relationship," the love guru tells Shape Magazine about Demi's bond with her second ex-husband and father of her three daughters, Bruce Willis. "The houses next door to each other, they vacation together, they keep it really amicable for the kids and that’s what counts."

Will the same happy-when-no-longer-in-paradise fate await exes Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz, who are parents to three-year-old Bronx Mowgli? Unfortunately, Patti doesn't sound too hopeful. "Couples like this stay friendly until one gets into a serious relationship, and then the partner who isn't in the relationship becomes a little unhappy."

Well, what about Courteney Cox and David Arquette? "David's bad boy ways are what drew Courteney to him in the first place, but eventually she'd hoped he'd grow up," P notes and tweets this advice for all those diving back into the dating pool, "Attn single males: please do not tell women on the first date all your innermost secrets...it creeps us out! Attn single women: if he looks like a dog & acts like a dog...He is a dog! Don't try to train him...run!"

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