Kathy Griffin

Comedienne says she's a "teen mom" to her 33-year-old boyfriend.

While giving Ryan Seacrest a clear warning.

Too bad she's not allowing celebs to step foot on her show.

"They are up to no good," she insists.

Did you expect anything less?

"Whatever you think makes you different, I guarantee, it also makes you wonderful!" she says.

The comedy queen scores her own weekly show.

"I about lost it," she says.

Were "Periwinkle Daisy" and "Aqua Lily" in the running?

The Atlanta Housewife’s funeral services are in demand.