Alexander Skarsgård Shaved His Head Bald and This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

We don't know what was going on in Alexander Skarsgård's pretty little head when he decided to shave the top part of his hair off. And to say we're not here for it may be an understatement. Still, much to our dismay, he debuted the unexpected bald look on Thursday at the Volez, Voguez, Voyagez - Louis Vuitton Exhibition Opening in NYC.

We wish this photo was a big, little lie. But, no, this is real life. We are shook.

We mean, he's still totally hot and we totally get why Nicole Kidman basically made out with him in front of her husband at the Emmy Awards — but, still, why?! Sure, he's probably doing it for a movie or some project so there's likely a good explanation (but, again, why?!). We mean, the dude did just take home a trophy at the Emmys, so we know he's dedicated to his craft. (That theory has yet to be confirmed.) But when a hot guy goes and does something this shocking, our world is just turned upside down. Come back to us, Skarsgård, and bring your beautiful blonde locks with you. Until you do, we'll be here waiting for you.