You Need to Steal This Southern Charmer's Brilliant Code Name for Drinking
Landon Clements nailed it.
It was girls night out in Los Angeles for Southern Charm alum Landon Clements! She hit the Sunset Tower Hotel with a pal as part of an Emmy night romp, and Landon shared an array of snaps to connect her Instagram followers to all the action.
In one selfie of the dressed-up and picturesque friends, Landon nodded to the drinks they were having together to get festive... and socially lubricated. Landon's caption on the photo says it all: "Personality cocktails."
Well, this author is here to tell you something, dear reader: Now that you've heard that phrase, you'll never forget it. A former boss of mine — a native of Ohio, not the south, by the way — referred to drinks using the very same phrase. And I found it so amusing — and, more to the point, just such an accurate descriptor — that I have never thought of it any other way.
First date? Hit those personality cocktails stat. Tough day? Nothing a couple of personality cocktails can't fix (in the short term). Awkward company? Aww, buck up, buttercup — that's what personality cocktails are for!
So, thanks to Landon for the pleasant revelation that other people know these magical code words too. And if you're just learning about this for the first time?
You're welcome. You'll never reach for a ho-hum "drink" again.
Photo: Landon Clements/Instagram
