Episode Three

"Shortcut Challenge" "Rapunzel" So today's challenge was all about creating a style on a girl with MASSIVELY LONG hair -- and you couldn't cut a hair off of it. Criteria: Can't be simple braid, ponytail. Had to be intricate and complex. I did one of my classics -- three sections into an elegant chignon. Meredith, just this second, said that it looked like a baboon's ass -- f**king hilarious. I still love her. So judging was done by Campbell -- hairdresser to the stars. Needless to say I didn't place. I totally thought I would though. Thought that Glenn's and mine was the strongest. Obviously I was wrong yet again. WHO THE F**K UNDERSTANDS THESE F**KING RULES?!?!? Makes no sense! Had a conversation after with Campbell. He told me it just lacked interest in the front. Agreed. But Still!!! Winner was Matt on this one which totally floored me and of course Charlie came in second. Change the name of the show to "SHEAR GENIUS CHARLIE" Good F**king Lord. Matt's looked like someone had shoved anal beads up someone's butt, then the butt melted. Enuff said!!!!!

"Red Carpet Massacre" Had an elimination challenge today. Since Matt won, he had first pick and gave me second pick. Funny thing was we were picking dresses not people. So we had no idea what the hell we were getting into. Luckily my model was beautiful, with long gorgeous hair. This challenge was all about creating a look for the red carpet. What I should have done on my model was a really polished version of what I had done in the short cut challenge, but I decided to go with something a but different. Did waves through the front and crazy textured curl through the rest. Made the whole shape very wide. Really pushed the boundaries a bit.

Guess where the f**k I end up??? Bottom 2??? I'm so over this bullshit competition. The only good thing was that the guest judge Mark Townsend, who does red carpet hair, said that it looked like something from Italian Vogue. F**ked up thing was that Gail's hairstyle, which to me looked like sh*t, came in top three, alongside Charlie (of course) and Glenn. Will say that Charlie's did look good, but Glenn's I thought looked a bit country singer-ish -- OH well. But how f**king frustrating to be in bottom three yet again. So annoying! Gail was safe leaving me and Matt in bottom two. F**k. Matt ended up going home -- he was so happy to be getting off this crazy ride. Gail's 'do looked like some prom sh*t gone bad!! Oh well -- what the f**k are you gonna do????