Q&A With Tom

1) How did you meet Kathy?

Through our mutual friend, Jon Schroeder.

2) What's the best thing she's ever done for you?

Hire me.

3) What do you want her to leave you when she dies?

Chance & Pom Pom

4) Were there any bizarre hazing rituals to enter the Kathy circle?

Full makeover including hair & clothes. She said I was stuck in the 80's.

5) What do you read on the tour bus?

Tour bus??? I read computer nerd books & history books

6) What do you TIVO?

I don't have TIVO, but on my laptop I watch history specials on the revolutionary war.

7) As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?

A scientist. Now I just try to figure out the science that is Kathy Griffin.

8) What clique were you in during high school?

I was in a band, on the football team, the chess team & track team. All my friends went to public high school, while I was stuck at a Catholic high school.

9) What's next on your to-do list?

Beat off on the tour bus.

10) What is the worst thing Kathy has done to you?

Punched me in the face.

11) What list do you want to be on next?

America's most active seniors.