A Blessing in Disguise?

Hi again Bravo people,

It's me Zoila. Jeffrey has been busy this year, which has been good for me. It's nice because I like to work in peace and relax. Nobody is here yelling at me now. The house is quiet.

I don't know what Sarah's job title means really, but maybe it helps her to pay more attention. When you’re working for Jeffrey Lewis, you need to be quick and smart. I am the Director of In-House Operations, and it makes me feel a little bit important and like Jeffrey appreciates me.

I have been trying to train the dogs with the sprayer, but it’s not working. Chris is a very bad boy, he never listens and always he barks at the mailman. He doesn't care about the water I spray on him.

It's not my fault that Casey peed on Sarah’s head. I have no idea why that happened. I just heard Jeffrey yelling “Zoila, what happened? Did Casey just pee?” And I said, "It's not my fault Jeffrey. Sorry Sarah." Maybe it was just Casey giving Sarah a blessing on her head?

Jeffrey likes to tease me about my bikini wax, but it was not for a boyfriend. I don't have a man. I was going on vacation to the beach in Nicaragua and I wanted to look good in my bikini so that maybe I can meet a man. Jeffrey says that Jenni was sexting her boyfriend. Maybe when I meet a man we can sext? I think it's safer than real sex.