11 Bravolebs' Hilarious First Tweets

We all know Gregg Leakes is quite the wordsmith. Remember his love song for NeNe Leakes? So imagine our excitement when we learned this silver-tongued groom was joining Twitter with this first message:

While no love ballad, Gregg's first tweet got us wondering what words of wisdom our other Bravolebrities first put out into the Twitterscape. And our stars, as always, did not disappoint.

A few, like Gregg, had family coercing them to enter the twenty-first (tweety-first?) century. The Real Housewives of Orange County's Lauri Waring Peterson wrote:

Two of her chickens? How many chickens does this Housewife have, exactly?

Some Bravolebrities were less than thrilled about their first foray into the Twitterverse, such as Jeff Lewis and Vanderpump Rules' Stassi Schroeder:

As if we would really expect excitement from Jeff Lewis. Other Bravolebs had a hard time understanding all that is Twitter. Like Brad Goreski:

No one ever said the microblogging site would be easy. Then there's Atlanta Housewife Phaedra Parks, who asked the important question:

Where has he been, indeed. Queer Eye For The Straight Guy's one and only Carson Kressley started Twitter off with a simple comment about dinner:

That quickly turned into a moment of honest reflection:

Don't worry Carson, she's still around! Shah Mike Shouhed's first tweet displays one of Twitter's true purposes –- being a forum to thrust passive-aggressive 140 character frustrations into:

We don't know either, Mike! And why can’t they empty the trash? We mean, really. There's also this first gem from Million Dollar Decorators' Mary Mcdonald:

Um, yes, Mary. Yes, please. And of course, the list wouldn't be complete without our favorite Gigolo:

Possibly the cutest first tweet ever? We sure think so.