Bump and Grind

Before I say anything, I need to laud Shawn Rabideau. In a mere 28 days, the guy was able to book a wedding at one of the most sought after venues in New York City with specifics that could turn an OCD person normal. He accomplished all of this, mind you, with his nuts in a vice, with a dog that bites him every time he steps foot in the house, and with a woman who is more difficult to please than a girl on the show My Super Sweet 16. Shawn deserves a medal, he deserves a hug, and he deserves a vacation because he went above and beyond what was asked of him in the most difficult of circumstances. The odds were stacked against him and he came through, simple as that. My responsibilities include running around the city to take care of Bethenny's personal needs. Shawn was responsible for organizing, to date, one of the most important nights of Bethenny and Jason's life.

I couldn't help but feel sorry for Julie while she held Bethenny's pee bucket. I'm usually the one stuck in those kinds of situations! I'm glad my assistant powers weren't needed at that time.

After the night was over, I told Jason it was the best frat party I've ever attended. Jason's friends were animals! It was as if each of his friends had a specific role on the dance floor. One guy did all kinds of high kicks, one guy did the worm, one guy break danced, and one all-star jumped into the pool, as you saw. Only at a Frankel/Hoppy wedding! But on a serious note, Jason has an amazing circle of friends and family, and they all have tons of love for each other. I hung out with them until 4:30 in the morning, dancing and drinking at a nearby bar. They’re a blast. Total bros.

And for those of you who were wondering... I grinded my ass off! I grinded with Stacey (Bethenny’s hot blond hair stylist), Sonia (the make-up artist), Ramona and Alex - hell, I think I even grinded with Simon.