Kim Richards & Tom Arnold

Mazel- The genius, AKA pervert, who invented these Mr. T Teabags for all of us who long to enjoy a spot of tea with Mr. T himself. For only $7 a pop, you can have Mr. T soaking in your teacup from the waist down. We’ve all waited so long to be t-bagged by Mr. T. Jackhole- San Antonio for creating the country’s first bookless library, with plans to create more. You check out an e-reader for two weeks instead of real books, that’s right, no books. They’re calling it a bibliotec. What’s next, a red light district with no hookers? Some things need to remain sacred.