Amy Schumer & Tony Goldwyn

Mazel- The new trend of women tattooing their nipples. The practice is mostly to darken light nipples  but why stop there?! We think this opens up a world of possibilities, in fact here are some suggestions we came up with for Amy Schumer: googly eyes, Sweet Brown, & headlights.Jakchole- Once again to the disgusting 17 year cicadas. Now we are monitoring Cicada Tracker every hour on the hour here and we are basically at Ground Zero in the Clubhouse, seriously, they’re hatching a block away. Ok so I just wanted to let you know I’m still freaking out about the cicadas, that’s it.