Taylor Armstrong & Kristin Cavallari

Mazel- Kate Middleton and Prince William who were forced to announce she has a royal bun in the oven because she’s been hospitalized for morning, noon, and night sickness. Kate, we love you, we’re so happy, but if you come out on the end of this looking skinnier than ever, let the backlash begin. Just a warning.Jackhole- Text messaging which is 20 years old today but hasn’t really improved at all. That’s why the last time someone asked what I was wearing, I replied ‘nachos.’