Aisha Tyler & Shemar Moore

Mazel- It was going to go to Kiam Moriya from Alabama who turned 12 years old today, 12/12/12/, at 12:12p. But I didn’t want him getting any more attention, I figured he was getting enough. Instead the 121212 Concert to benefit victims of Hurricane Sandy gets the Mazel, it’s so incredible. If you haven’t made a donation yet, call 1-855-465-HELP and make a pledge for a great cause.  Jackhole- This North Korean anchorwoman. Ok, here’s the deal, you don’t have to be so freaking excited that your scary country launched a misel. We’re scared and you’re screaming at us.