Kelly Killoren-Bensimon & Nev Schulman

Mazel- Cherilyn Sarkisian, AKA Cher. She debuted her new single, “Women’s World,” on ‘The Voice’ tonight, with a crazy hair piece, but she was so great and it was very, like, “If I could turn back...” Anyway. It’s weird, when you think about it, because a 67 year old woman gave every gay man in America a boner tonight. Congratulations, Cher! Maybe I’ll see you at the New York City Pride dance on the pier this year.Jakchole- This recent Chinese invention that’s meant to stop perverts from bothering women. It’s hairy pantyhose. It might stop perverts but I’m kind of into them. Thanks China, once again, China did it again! What will they think of next?