Josh Altman, Josh Flagg & Madison Hildebrand

Mazel- Cristiano Ronaldo. In Miami tonight, a fan rushed the entire length of the field to hug him, and Cristiano just kept hugging the guy to protect him from security. Jackhole- Russia. What is going on with you Russia? You’ve granted Edward Snowden asylum, and you’re disappointed that President Obama won’t meet with your president? You’re passing Anti-Gay Laws. If you’re gay, and you go to Russia, you get arrested! And you still want to have the Winter Olympics? Do you even know what the winter Olympics is called without gays? Winter!