AC: Lisa Kudrow, Chandler or Joey? Who do you choose?
Lisa Kudrow: Chandler.
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AC: I loved my guest on '227' and I loved her on 'Sister, Sister' but here's what my favorite Jackee performance of all time was -- when she was on this show with Regina King and a third guest named Al-kee-hall. Jackee, that was 14 months ago. Do you still have a hang over?
JH: It was not a blur it was a blank.
AC: I now refer to getting completely drunk as Jackee-sted.
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BF: [Lisa Lampanelli] has dated more black men than the Kardashians.
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AC: Today's Jackhole is Chris Brown and I guess Rihanna. I guess it's not really a Jackhole, just a sad sigh over the two of them appearing in each other's remixes. I guess it's a difficult situation, but knowing what I know, I just couldn't enjoy the music. Will someone please give Rihanna Tina Turner's phone number?
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AC: Chrissy Teigen, tell us one thing about John Legend that would embarrass him.
CT: The way he looks in the mirror every time he passes one.
