You'll need a suit. You won't need socks. You'll need a drink, scratch that, you'll need several. Practice your rapid fire questioning style and your head tilting moves and you should be good to go.
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After securing our Real Housewives Costume Set in Blonde, decide which blonde bombshell's attitude you'll be taking. Add wine and cigarettes for Kim, quips-a-plenty for Tamra, or a toaster oven cookbook and you're Sonja.
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This idea is all about being dapper, so dress up in your most stylish suit, most fashion-forward glasses, and your most expertly tied bowtie, of course.
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Ah so you believe brunettes have all the fun? We'll start by picking up our Real Housewives Costume Set in Brunette, and then channel your inner Teresa, Heather Dubrow, or LuAnn.
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Start with an expertly styled bob haircut or wig, then layer on several pounds of layers of asymmetrical clothing in shades of grey/black/neutral. Spend the evening reapplying red lipstick and discussing your distaste for unattractive men and wines from Oregon.
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Think about it this way: you only really need the dog head and paw pieces of the costume, because the precious pup is hairless elsewhere. Once you have those necessities, put on your finest velvet pjs and Lisa Vanderpump might start carrying you around on accident.
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A great costume for those only having time to stop at the office supply store before hitting the party. Gather about 300 index cards and an encyclopedic knowledge of cinema, curse words, and tattoos and you're most of the way to James Lipton. Add a suit, glasses, beard, and dramatic PACE-style lighting and you're Oscar-worthy.
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Are you muscular? Italian? Love to take your pants off at inappropriate times? Have a minor stripper past? Boy, have we got a costume for you.
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Simply follow his mantra: "Dress British, Think Yiddish" (slippers) and you'll look Lorber this Halloween.
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Raid the private school uniform section, break out your best Blair Waldorf-style headband, and perfect your most entitled attitude.
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If you're going bananas this year, you'll need perfectly wavy blonde tresses, a maxi dress, and the ability to say "I die" without irony.
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Hello, you're Persian -- if you pick up our super easy (and artificially hair) Reza costume.
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Warning: if she sees you and you aren't wearing the fiercest black outfit, blonde bob, and all-knowing smirk -- Tabatha will take over your costume.
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Just know that a chef jacket and a soul patch doesn't guarantee a discerning palette.
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Pick up a maid's costume, a penchant for telenovela's, and a sassy attitude. Spend the evening disobeying your employer and, most importantly, not really cleaning.
