Tamra: "Thank god we're not going somewhere cold. I wanna drink, I wanna have fun. Let's go crazy!"
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Gretchen: "We're getting out of town, we've got lots of penises...they're either gonna think I'm going to a porno convention, I'm a pervert, or I'm just really, really horny."
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Vicki: "I've got my business hat on, then I've got my fun hat on. This is the fun hat."
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Vicki: "Every night in Puerta Vallarta is a whoop-it-up night."
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Vicki: "We are at a bachelorette party. We are to whoop it up from sun-up to sundown and no sleeping. Get your party pants on!"
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Tamra: "Flashing ears, boob shots, dancing on taxi cabs. There is nobody better to party with than Vicki Gunvalson."
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Vicki: "That's what you do in Mexico: you have fun and you act like an idiot."
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Lydia: "We are middle-aged women. We're pillars of the community. We are all respected, classy women. Right?"
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Gretchen: "We can't whoop it up too much because we've gotta keep whooping tomorrow."
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Vicki: "This is a bachelorette party. She can drink out of more than one penis cup."
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Vicki: "On a scale of 1 to 10 being super drunk, I'd probably be a 6. Or a 7. Maybe an 8."
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Tamra: "Bring on the penises!"
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Tamra: "I'm going to need a pregnancy test after this."
