As soon as Terry comes home from work, Heather tells her husband all about the #Chairgate situation that went down at Javier's.
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Which is exactly what Terry wants to talk about as soon as he comes home from work.
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Vicki and Shannon met at a cowboy boot store to rehash #Chairgate as well. Notice Vicki's socks -- you're welcome.
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Briana stops by COTO Insurance HQ with Troy to bring Grandma Vicki some lunch.
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Vicki really can't get over the fact that her daughter is about to move to Oklahoma with her husband and son. This is how Briana feels about it.
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Before the Dubrows big groundbreaking hoedown, Heather lines up her brood. Who knew the Fancy Pants crew could look so 1800s?
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Tamra tries to make new girl Lizzie feel better about Vicki being mean to her in the limo. "Vicki's used to people not standing up to her."
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Lizzie: Not impressed.
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Look! Official breaking of the ground on the new Dubrow house.
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Shannon shows up (late -- more on that later) and immediately hits the bar.
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Terry noticed that the Beadors weren't on time and mentioned it to Heather. This isn't going to end well.
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When David makes a new female friend at the bar, Shannon is not having it. Her face just about sums it up.
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Later, Heather walks by when Tamra and Shannon were discussing why Shannon was late...which was the perfect transition for Heather to butt in to the conversation.
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"I'm so sorry. David coaches basketball every Saturday." Totally reasonable...but Heather thinks she should have told her that a long time ago.
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Shannon takes Vicki to the bar to express her frustration about the miscommunication with Heather. And cry. Tears were shed.
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Tamra plays mediator in the situation, which goes about as well as you think it would.
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Vicki tries to apologize for coming across so rudely to Lizzie when she met her in the limo. But Vicki's version of apologizing is very different from most people's.
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Back to the Shannon issue: Heather goes to her pals Vicki and Tamra to explain her side of the situation...
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...but Vicki's bored. She starts snoring!
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So Heather left that conversation. It's like musical chairs around here.
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Tamra went back to Shannon to try to smooth things over.
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And Terry jumped in for some comic relief. How many Housewives (and husbands) does it take to end an argument?!
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The perfect remedy to any confrontation: A MECHANICAL BULL.
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Onlookers can't believe their eyes!
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Party foul -- Tamra was thrown from the bull and really hurt her arm.
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She hurt it so badly that she ended up leaving to go to the hospital!
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Heather feels really bad about this.
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At the doctor, Tamra learns her injury is NBD. She'll be back to normal in no time.
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Tamra summed up the situation very aptly: "Well, I went to a hoedown, and this ho went down!"
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All in all, a very happy hoedown. Well done, Dubrows!