We open with Vicki showcasing her new Donn-free abode. Things have been "Vicki-cized," but it appears so has Slade's radio show. “Shock jock” Slade has taken to talking about Vicki over the airwaves again (without saying the name that shalln't be named of course). This time he refers to her not as a Muppet, but as a container of leftovers. He calls her Tupperware Face (a nickname that begs the world to get creative with Photoshop). And so, we are left to wonder if he be invited to Vicki’s Winter Wonderland party with that kind of remark, or will he be left off of the guest list and forgotten like so many Tupperware containers in work fridges the world over.
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Kids, they say the darndest things. Things like, "We were just starting a life in this house" when you tell them that they are moving from one multi-million dollar abode to another. The reactions of young Nicky and Max to Terry's surprise real estate buy could not have been more preciously precocious, particularly Nicky asking for a bigger movie theater and chocolate milk pool. Reason Number 40, I'd like to be adopted by the Dubrows
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Remember when you were a young and you thought the most romantic thing was a radio dedication from the one you love? Gretchen does! And that's why she uses Slade's magenta-haired radio co-host as an accomplice in her proposal plan and has her queue up her eternity-focused jam. And. . .Slade wept.
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Can we just talk about Kelly the "cotton candy" cohost for a minute? Lady was as choked up as if she was getting proposed to. You handed Slade a suit. Breathe baby.
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After her mother's encouragement (a little late to ask for her approval Gretch) and a tough montage of their rocky past, Gretchen sprayed her hair in submission and met Slade at the helipad. And then Gretchen proposed! Gretchen wept!
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But who really proposed? Slade tried to flip the script by getting down on one knee. A proposal within a proposal. Someone call Leonardo Dicaprio and sound this.
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Slade's backwoods brother deserves a spin-off right? #Kent4Eva
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Troy pooped on Tamra. Does this mean that Vicki and Tamra aren't really BFFs again? Or is this like a bird pooping on you and it means good luck for their rekindled relationship? I hope it's the later, and just a hilarious reminder to Tamra that kids are a lot of work.
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Before Gretchen could arrive at the Winter Wonderland festivus, the 'Wives gathered and aired their grievances with G. The Tupperware Face/Cheeseburger nicknames aren't sitting well with Vicki or Lydia. 'Malibu Country' is still on Heather's lips. Alexis is bummed their lunch didn't go well. Basically everyone has an axe to grind with the future Mrs. Smiley as she's walking in. Oh next week should be fun.
Also -- Vicki and Brooks are back together. . .
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A special award goes out to Vicki's Winter Wonderland decorations -- these pool seals. I loved your work in 'Elf' guys. It's so nice to see you back in the biz. As Lydia would say "magical"!
