The episode opens on Shannon taking Vicki to visit her trusted holistic doctor, Dr. Moon. Shenanigans go down!
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See what we mean? Was this before or after Vicki got intimately examined by Dr. Moon?
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Heather reminds everyone just how much money she and Terry have when she takes us to the land where her new house will be built. It's approximately the size of the moon.
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Girls' mani day! Despite her organic leanings, Shannon can't turn down a manicure. Maybe her nail polish has some kind of antioxidants in it?
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Vicki tells Tamra all about her visit to Dr. Moon's office...
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...to which Tamra replied, "Of course he put his finger in her butt! His name is Dr. Moon."
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Back at the Rovseks, Lizzie opens up about her relationship with her husband Christian and what it's been like raising two little ones almost the whole time she's been married. "Hectic" is one word for it.
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But the payoff is super adorable.
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The former beauty queen is now an expert at preparing bottles. And not the kind you pop in clubs.
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It's Christmastime at the Beadors! Given the size of their house (read: ginormous), you can image the room all of their X-mas decorations take up in storage. Look at all that stuff -- and that's just one table!
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The girls help David hang Christmas lights, but not without a quick grammar lesson from the women of the house. "Is it broke or broken?" (It's broken, David.)
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Tamra's son Ryan is all grown up! Well, kind of. Though he's working his butt off at CUT Fitness with his mom and Eddie, Tamra wants to know what's next for him.
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No, really, she's serious. Only a mom can make that "Seriously, what's your plan?" face.
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Looks like Vicki is hopping on the holistic bandwagon -- now she's taking another tip from Shannon by feng shu-ing her office.
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Vicki's interested and all... but will the zen help her make more money?!
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Vicki's son Michael is looking sharp in his COTO Insurance polo. Sweet headset, too.
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Oh, look, another ladies' night out! Vicki, Tamra and Danielle prepare to hit the town.
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Lizzie comes along, too...
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Hey, hey, the gang's all here! And Shannon and Heather get the party started early.
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Tonight's the first night when Vicki met Lizzie, and things don't exactly go smoothly. "'Lizzie' seems to me like a little girl with pigtails. Why are we not calling you an adult name?" Ouch!
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"It's obvious that Vicki might be a little jealous of me," Lizzie said. "Insecurities are very loud."
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Later at Javier's, it was the chair-stealing scandal of the century. Let's dissect...
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Heather apparently sat in a chair first. And then she went to the bathroom. And that's when Shannon took Heather's chair.
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When Shannon came back from the bathroom, she asked for her chair back. But wasn't it originally Heather's chair? #incepted
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Heather obliged and gave Shannon the chair back. Shannon responded, "Vicki and I were in the middle of a story and she told you to move, not me." The evening got off on the wrong foot (chair), to say the least.
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More confusion! Vicki orders tequila shots for the whole table...
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Well, for everyone accept those named "Lizzie."
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Vicki "realizes her mistake" and orders Lizzie her own shot. "This is the initiation phase of being our friend." In other words, they're hazing the new girls!
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At the end of the night, Brooks' name comes up. All of the ladies are concerned for Vicki and her love tank-filler.
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"Why can't we hang out with [Brooks]?" Heather asked. Good question.
