And so it begins. Andy starts by checking in with each of the women -- it's been a while since they've all been togteher.
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Carole proves her tagline true -- she does have a great ass! And she's showing a good bit in that dress. Va-voom!
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"I actually think Ramona called you LuMan." Andy doesn't let Ramona's comments about the Countess go unnoticed -- and Ramona is not too pleased!
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"The reason I wanted you to shut the f--- up...is because I just wanted you to shut the f-- up!" - Aviva defends dropping the f-bomb in front of the kids (and Kristen), and tries out her best impression of Kristen's highly GIF-able facial expression.
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LuAnn rubs that dirt off her shoulder! She really knows how to shrug off negativity!
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That's the reaction of the couch when Aviva mentioned that "Carole and Ross had an open relationship," when discussing that whole Sonja facialist debacle. -
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Ramona, Sonja and Aviva play nice. So poised, ladies!
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Kristen has had it with Aviva! "It was just fishy that I invite you to Montana and you have asthma out of nowhere," she scolds her.
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Sonja defends her choice of words, arguing she can still be a "lifestyle expert" without selling a product.
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Ramonja forever. Look at those two BFFs nestling up.
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Andy looks so excited -- perhaps because he could be invited on the next Montana trip.
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Ramona is at wits end with all these accusations being thrown at her. She did not mean to hurt Kristen when she threw the plastic glass at her. Plus she's sorry. You should not throw anything, not even a sponge!
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Ramona has even produced a glass comparable to the lodged item in question -- but Kristen thinks the glass that hurled at her was much different.
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This Reunion feels like a tale of two couches with LuAnn, Carole, Heather, and Kristen facing off against Ramona, Sonja, and Aviva.
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Ramona apologies for throwing the glass at Kristen. According to Ramona, she's quick to forgive -- but will Kristen be so quick to forgive her?
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Sonja is sick of defending herself. Just because she doesn't sell a product that doesn't mean she is not a lifestyle expert.
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We're loving the ladies' looks for the reunion. Everyone really brought the drama.
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We call this photo "Lord give me strength."
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Ramona and Sonja pose for a photo while Aviva takes a moment to recharge from the madness.
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LuAnn and Carole are still upset with how Sonja handled her facialist's gossip.
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Sonja tries to block out the drama that surrounds her as the ladies discuss George's inappropriate comments.
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Kristen has no reservations about calling Sonja delusional!
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Ramona says she is usually forgiving but George's behavior with her was unacceptable and she can not see him again.
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Heather and Kristen's gag reflexes go into effect when talk of George comes up.
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LuAnn has no qualms telling Sonja that she doesn't exist in reality -- and that she's changed since the show began.
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During Part 2, Andy gathered the ladies together once again to focus on more of Season 2's drama.
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We begin by discussing just how much money one needs to live in the Hamptons/Berkshires.
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But Ramona defends her comments by asking LuAnn and Andy where they live -- they are rich people right?
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While we're talking about rich people -- let's talk about Harper Lee, who maybe also used a ghostwriter according to Aviva Drescher.
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Here personified is the mental state of every Housewife at Reunion. We call it "Shade on Standby."
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Ramona is not happy with Andy's line of questioning about her relationship with Mario. "Next Package!"
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These ladies aren't letting that comment fly. Hold up!
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It's not Sonja's fault she didn't tweet about LuAnn's HSN line -- it's her homeless intern. She can't be trusted!
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Just imagine an adorable heart drawn around this photo, because we certainly do.
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The ladies await Andy's next question with poise. . . The drama never ends.
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Ramona would really rather not discuss what's going on with her and Mario's relationship right now -- this is unless Andy's ready to discuss who he is sleeping with.
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LuAnn understands that she and Jacques having similar hairstyles wasn't enough to save their relationship. But no worries, she's already got another date lined up for after the Reunion taping.
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Sometimes you have to stand to get your point across.
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LuAnn doesn't want Ramona to forget the things she's said about her marriage in the past.
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Call it a garage if you want. Heather won't be bothered.
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Aviva's got a real problem with Carole's use of the word "weird."
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At this point, Andy was having none of Ramona's "Stonewall Jackson" behavior.
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Sometimes the Bobsey twins get tired.
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It looks like Carole's not taking Aviva's criticisms too harshly.
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Aviva to Carole: Use your words, writer girl!
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Andy has more questions about this ghostwriter business. Please tell him what else you've heard about Harper Lee's work!
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LuAnn can take a joke: she knows that she and Jacques were slowly morphing into one haircut.
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Sonja can't believe the ladies don't understand her need for international interns. It's just how she runs her business.
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Aviva looks out to the future -- and to the apple that perhaps will inspire her to keep going among these ladies.
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"Even I know that's not a good thing, Aviva!" Ramona scolds Aviva for telling Carole she thought she was older than 50.
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"She's just constantly dismissing me." Kristen is not happy about how Ramona talks down to her. Even if she is the new girl, she's got something to say!
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When Ramona doesn't remember calling Aviva vile just moments ago, Andy calls her on it.
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Heather and Kristen share a laugh during the strenuous reunion.
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Sonja is not going to take attacks lightly.
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LuAnn and Carole try to be the voice of reason.
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Ramona will not Kristen upstage her!
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Ramona is playing peacekeeper, but did she create the chaos?
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Heather's none-too-pleased when Aviva starts talking about her "ghetto" attitude.
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Ramona attempts to make her point, and to prove that she and Heather are the roosters of the group.
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Kristen explains how her young daughter Kingsley is gradually improving, as the women discuss their children.
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"I would hope that Aviva keep that positive forward momentum." Heather praises Aviva's for facing her fear and visiting the barn where she had her leg accident.
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"I can't have a conversation with someone who called me vile." Aviva refuses to talk further with Ramona after she calls out her "vile" side.
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The Countess ponders if money can buy her a way out of all of this chaos.
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Andy plays mediator during "A Tale of Two Couches."
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Has there ever been a more exasperated conglomeration of women at a Housewives reunion?
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You can never say that Ramona singer isn't descriptive. Look at those hand motions!
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"Every relationship has it's ebbs and flows" Heather calls out Ramona and Sonja on putting on a front that their friendship has no flaws. She just wants the ladies to just admit that they have a problem.
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"I keep my private business private." Sonja explains how she only shared her financial woes with Ramona.