"You didn't tell the news that he shouldn't be buying expensive sandwiches?"
9786806
"I have no ill will towards you. I only wish you the best. I just think you need a different therapist."
9786811
LuAnn: "Some of the phobias have expired." Sonja: "But they completely renew by the minute."
9786816
"You are like the TV that was left on -- you keep going, going, going."
9786821
"Everyone in the city, and internationally loves Harry."
9786826
"I'm not gonna apologize for my hair being brushed."
9786831
"I didn't bring up Harry, Andy Cohen brought up Harry."
9786836
"Because that's not the kind of princesses that I know, and I know a lot!"
9786841
"The dresses are for Michelle Obama -- who wears J. Crew by the way."
9786846
"I mean it's not 'Vogue,' honey."
9786851
"No one's ever attacked me again, and again, and again, and again. . .and again."
9786856
"The only thing about you is lies, lies, lies."
9786861
"Every time I turned around, and I had to turn around in order to catch her because she never really did it to my face."
9786866
"And you turned on me -- like a viper!"
9788201
"Really she (Ramona) can hold more wine than anybody that I know. Sonja on the other hand, has a hard time keeping up with her."
9788206
"Wait till you’re on it a couple years, then you get even prettier."
9788211
"You know guys go to Vegas, one guy doesn’t say, 'Oh by the way my wife's gonna be here while were sitting in our boxers smoking cigars. And we're gonna have some hookers over or whatever.'"
9788216
"Well you watched the tape, you saw the Goddamn tape didn’t you?"
9788221
"Isn’t that a reason to not bring home the pirate? Because you want to be respectful to your children?"
9788226
"Do I need to bring Dr. Ruth Westheimer in here? Where are you people living? What planet are you on?"
9788231
"Check your facts."
9788236
"Pick on me that I have a big mouth, pick me on the fact that I like wearing blue dresses."
9788241
"You don’t have to go to Vasser to get that one."
9788246
"You wouldn't know hard work if it bit you in the ass."
9788251
"But if I get hammered, I say 'Oh my God I’m hammered!'"
9788256
Even you can appreciate my butt, and you’re like – whatever.
9788261
"That is the real me. I like to go out, and have fun, and dance like a pirate!"
9788266
Let’s just say, LuAnn loves her men, and she can’t keep her hands off them.
