Sure, Alex's entrance and subsequent fight with Sonja at her painting unveiling was offensive, but LuAnn thought Alex's outfit was far more egregious: "I don't know what Alex was wearing to Sonja's party. It was some kind of S&M bondage thing. I would have kicked her out just for the dress."
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Ramona has some advice for the future business women of America: don't wear jackets, "it's very Midwest looking."
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When Alex and Ramona wore off-white to a Hamptons wedding, Jill was pretty aghast. "I don't know what either one of them was thinking wearing ivory," she quipped. Of course, Jill admitted she wasn't the final say on the matter, but she did offer a solution -- perhaps next time mix the pure shade with a print.
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Ramona on LuAnn's performance outfit: "So all of the sudden this huge woman/man comes down the stairs in this huge headdress, and I thought maybe it was a drag queen -- but it was LuAnn."
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When Simon finally was able to give his Marriage Equality speech the subject matter and his sartorial choices led Sonja to have some questions about his sexuality. Why? "Some of those outfits get me confused at times."
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Less about the clothes and more about the model, LuAnn commended David Meister's decision to use Ramona as a runway model -- "I have to hand it to David Meister, to have Ramona walking down the runway took alot of guts." Sonja's comments were a little kinder, mentioning that maybe because of her smaller stature Ramona was more mascot than model.
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Jill's reaction to the wig, and ensuing impression, said it all: "Seriously Ramona. Come on." Hmm, less than positive.
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While Alex did compliment Cindy's jacket for being stylish, her trainer refused to work out under the smelly conditions it created.
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Kelly refused to commit to the vajeweling trend, and her attempt to go halfway didn't fare how she hoped. "I didn't get vajeweled, but I did get something on my mole, which was weird. People were like,'There's something on your face,' and I was like, 'No, no it's Swarovski Crystal.'"
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The life of a model is fast-paced, so Alex didn't have time to rejigger her hair. But maybe if she had known Ramona would tell her "It looks like you put your finger in an electric shock," she would have made time. Sonja's summation: "Fashion overload."
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Sonja managed to forget her petticoat, but the other ladies won't soon forget her outfit snafu, perhaps Kelly most of all. "I didn't realize that Sonja was so flamboyant and free with her body parts like that. I'm 42 years old, and it's time to like you know hide things. She's 40-whatever, and she just keeps wanting to show it."
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While Alex was interrupting Kelly's Henna tattoo, Jill was on her iPad doing her emails and not paying the most attention to the man curling her hair. Jill assessment of the finished product: "My name is Fifi why don't you pet me?"
For the second time this season, LuAnn was not only displeased with Alex's entrance, but what she was wearing when she enetered. This time it was her Herman Munster shoes, which could not be defended by their designer label. According to LuAnn, "even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes."
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Sonja's lack of undergarments at her toaster oven photo shoot was a major issue for Kelly, and led to an entire car ride discussion of how many vajayjays seen in her past.
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Jill called herself out on this one, "Can I ask you a question? Do I look like a bumblebee?"
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When Kelly arrived at LuAnn's Hamptons cocktail hour Sonja remarked that her look was so "Elle Macpherson in St. Barth's," which is interesting since that's her ex-husband's ex-wife. Kelly didn't mind though, because "You don't complain when the second one was Elle Macpherson."
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Of course it was in a fight over designer allegiances that Alex called LuAnn "a thug in a cocktail dress." The question is was that cocktail dress Ungaro?
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Though Ally's an aspiring sex columnist, Jill still doesn't think she'd adore it if her mother was the one donning the White Swan outfit. "My daughter would kill me."
