The Fourth of July might be over, but the Hamptons fun rolls on. Sonja's still staying at her "borrowed house" and she's invited Ramona and Aviva over for some sunbathing. In the words of Sonja, "If you don't feel decadent, you are doing something wrong," so sunbathing for her is a pretty big deal.
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Between the sounds of the DJ spinning appropriate laying out tunes, Sonja talked to Ramona who cancelled her sun time because of a bad run and an allergy to "extreme temperatures." But Sonja and Aviva think something else is afoot.
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Sonja thinks something is really up with Ramona, after their tiff at the party about caburlesque this flake seems even more suspicious. Sonja thinks Ramona is projecting her bad vibes on her -- but Sonja's no circus animal to perform for her. She needs her support, not just her chuckles!
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Ramona, Carole, and LuAnn visit the Hamptons designer show house. After nearly permanently removing the peel and stick wallpaper and chucking a few of LuAnn's signature plates into the pool the ladies turn away from enjoying Ramona's "Ramonaness" to discuss Sonja's issues.
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Ramona is worried that Sonja is not facing reality about her financial situation -- and in the midst of their tiff she shares what she knows all about the trusteeship of Sonja's home with Carole and LuAnn.
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Later, in another part of the Hamptons, Sonja is once again the topic of conversation -- this time for Carole, Heather, and Kristen. But do they know all of these things because Ramona is disconnected from Sonja? Should Ramona even been telling the ladies all these things about Sonja? The lunch table wonders on. . .
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Back in NYC, Kristen is trying out other modelling agencies. She's been doing mommy stuff for 10 years, but it's starting to slow down. Who wouldn't book that face?
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Apparently this guy wouldn't book that face. His assertion is that there's a little bit of milage left in Kristen, but maybe she should test out secondary markets. Could Kristen pack the fam up and make it work in Chicago? Seems like no. . .
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Aviva, LuAnn, and Sonja head for a wine tasting in the Hamptons and after finding the appropriate acidic (Aviva's word: urine-ish) wine, they head outside to gab. But instead of buttery wines the talk turns to Sonja's missing toaster oven. Should Sonja sell toaster ovens or sex? Are LuAnn and Ramona even listening to what Sonja's saying?
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Sonja thinks not -- and she thinks Countess needs to get off the fence. LuAnn's diplomatic ways are getting on Sonja's nerves -- which leads LuAnn to call Sonja a bitch. But that tiff doesn't distract the ladies from asking Sonja to focus. Watch the fight over Sonja's many endeavors again.
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Sonja thinks LuAnn can't remember a "f---ing thing," but Aviva got the Yellow and White Diamond collection loud and clear. Sonja is all things -- gloves, wigs, skincare, everything.
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Heather's had a long day. Spanx is after her nuts (her money! her designs) and the only solution for that is tequila, beer, and some pizza with her girl Carole.
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We learned a lot from Carole and Heather's casual pizza night: Carole loves to edit Wikipedia pages, Heather can't just sleep with people, Carole calls dogs by the names they deserve, Carole's apartment is getting a face-lift, and, most of all, these two are made-for-each-other pals. Learn more about these BFFs, by watching again HERE.
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Ramona drops into Sonja's (and just in time to see how cleanly she keeps the place). But she didn't just drop in to discuss preferred toilet cleansing methods. Ramo's got something else on her mind.
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Ramona can't wait any longer for Sonja to address her situation. She's ready to talk seriously about what Sonja should do with her house (watch their serious talk HERE). But Sonja thinks Ramona is bringing a negative energy. She's lighting her abundance candle and moving forward! Think positively!
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Sonja's not hearing those negative thoughts. Her solution a refreshing day at the spa. Of course this means Ramona will have to go downtown, which Ramona states is dangerous because "you know I get nosebleeds."
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Over at the Drescher abode, it's a big family dinner party -- including Harry -- to celebrate Harrison's send-off to sleep-away camp. Yes, Harry was invited, even though Hudson didn't seem too keen on the idea.
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Harry attempts to import some wisdom into young Harrison. Beware of leeches. Don't beware of the girls' bunks.
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While Harry is at dinner with his ex, Sonja heads to dinner with her young 23-year-old. But he's late -- and then nowhere to be found. Could something be behind his no show?
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At an ice bar and out on the town, Carole makes a big reveal. She and Russ have been talking -- and she's engaged. The walls aren't the only things that are icy in this joint!
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Just kidding. Carole's not engaged, she's just fully stocked on faux rings from Chinatown. She did have Kristen going for a second there.
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After her little prank, Carole is on to more serious matters. She's meeting the contractor and designer to discuss her ideas. They aren't convinced that gold leafing the ceiling isn't too much -- or that she should abandon the kitchen entirely. Carole's plan: the kitchen can be better served as an office. All she needs is a toaster and a teapot, can't that suffice?
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And so the ladies arrive at the spa. Ramona is already feeling relaxed, but the mud bath does not appeal to her -- too dirty.
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If you think Ramona's looking especially fierce for the spa today, it's no accident. She's got a big event in the Hamptons later, so she got a pre-spa blow out. Sonja's solution: an elegant chignon and only going in the hot tub waist up.
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Chignon to change the subject -- but Ramona thinks Sonja's new man is a bit young (to an "incestuous" level). So young, that she called a friend of his mom and just checked up on the situation.
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Kristen thinks Ramona's check in was out-of-line -- and she pegs the entire situation to jealous. That doesn't go over well.
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So in retaliation of that little remark, Ramona tosses some champagne onto Kristen. . .
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Which erupts into a full-out water war. Ramona is none-to-thrilled. Watch the entire disaster again HERE.
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Ramona tries to salvage her hair -- but there's no salvaging her relationship with Kristen. She thinks Kristen's an instigator. But Kristen thinks Ramona's wine-throwing is out-of-line.
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Ramona thinks Kristen isn't her friend, so she's not allowed to talk. Kristen thinks Ramona missed the memo on bad behavior in grade school ("65 years ago" according to her). Yikes!
