Episode 7: Travel Reservations | The Real Housewives of New York City Photos

Seriously, LuAnn wants out of this town.

Sonja's game.

Besides being an excellent organizer of the ladies, we think LuAnn would be amazing at prank phone calls.

"Do I look good?"

LuAnn's got some questions about Ramona's sleep habits.

The face that launched the future of toaster ovens.

Sonja's lack of undergarments at her toaster oven photo shoot was a major issue for Kelly, and led to an entire car ride discussion of how many vajayjays seen in her past.

Vajayjay? Vagina? Lady bits? Just spit it out Kelly! You saw Sonja's who-ha.

LuAnn gives Kelly a hug to make up for all of those "sharks, bottom feeders, and minnows."

Jill Zarin and her robe are checking in.

The little drummer girls in action.

Here's a new business venture idea for Ramona: teacher of a fitness boot camp. Because she can "work."

Have you heard of this play "The Vagina Monocles"? It's getting great reviews.

Nope. Kelly will pass on making Ramona her travel buddy.

Cindy wants to know if Jill approves of her word choice, or if she should pull out the thesaurus.

We'd give you some lovely adjectives to describe this scene, but the ladies already used them all to describe each other.

Jill's not afraid of getting her hands a little dirty.

It's all smiles until someone starts questioning your outfit.

Of course it was in a fight over designer allegiances that Alex called LuAnn "a thug in a cocktail dress." The question is was that cocktail dress Ungaro?