Carole on Rumors About Sonja Dating her Ex"If any of that happened, or any part of that was true, it doesn’t say anything about me and everything about Sonja, and none of it good."
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Andy to Sonja
"A homeless girl in Ireland is tweeting for you?"
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Ramona and LuAnn on Real EstateRamona: "When you have 26 acres, you have a house that represents the 26 acres. Ramona: “Aspen, Palm Beach, Hamptons, NYC, Beverly Hills, people have five houses." LuAnn: “She just named all the places you don’t wanna go.”
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LuAnn to Sonja
"You're a liar and you believe your own crap!"
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Aviva to Kristen"That's just the way it goes, whenever someone’s speaking you wait. In life, at the Reunion, same thing."
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On Andy's Love LifeRamona: "So how’s your love life? Who you gonna have sex with tonight? Tell me." Andy: "I’ll tell you when I got on a reality show with whoever I’m having sex with."
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Sonja and LuAnn on RamonaSonja: "She greets you openheartedly, into her family, and spoils you to death." LuAnn: "And then she claws your eyes out."
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Aviva to Carole"Use your vocabulary, writer girl!"
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Andy on To Kill a Mockingbird-Gate"I don’t think Harper Lee, who’s going to be watching this Reunion, is going to be happy to hear that you're accusing her of having a (ghostwriter)."
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Andy and LuAnn on Sonja's Time at the Racetrack
Andy: "Sonja, you were as sh--faced as I’ve seen you on TV that night." LuAnn:"You tip-toed through the tulips baby, let's call it like it is."
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Ramona on Carole’s Girlish Figure"She doesn’t eat."
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Kristen and Andy on RamonaKristen: "You need a Xanax!" Andy:"I’m done with Stonewall Jackson over here."
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LuAnn on being called 'LuMan'"If I didn’t love drag queens so much, I’d be offended."
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Sonja to Kristen"Your husband works for P.Diddy, P. Diddy comes on my yacht."
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Ramona on the Wine Glass Toss"How many times can I say it? It was unladylike, you don’t throw a sponge! Now get over it ladies and move on!”
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Carole to Aviva""Shut. Up. . .Right, 'allegedly' you went to law school."
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Kristen on her new "Boobers""No! I needed them! I had to get them rotated. They only last so long."
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The Countess on Ramona"Ramona’s done some pretty hurtful things to me, and I think karma’s a bitch."
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On Comparing Sonja to Grey GardensSonja: "If you wanna say Grey Gardens I love that because you know what? Edie Beale and you know her mom? They were charming talented sensitive." Countess LuAnn: "They were mentally ill!"
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Ramona on Mario"NEXT PACKAGE!"
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On Aviva Saying "At Least I'm Not 50" Andy: "Wait, 'At least I’m not 50' is a compliment?" Carole to Aviva: "Even your compliments sound like insults." Ramona: "Even I know that's not a good thing."
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Kristen on Aviva Denying Planning the Leg Toss"Oh, that's bullshit! BULLSH--! We’re calling your bullsh--!"
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Sonja on Life"I'm a very busy person who lives a real life all day long before I see you all at a cocktail party."
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The Countess on Aviva's Leg Toss Etiquette
"You can’t pay for that kind of drama in your restaurant. People are gonna come just because the leg was on the table now."
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Ramona to Aviva
"There is a side of you that is so nice, but let’s face it, there is a side to you that’s pretty vile."
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Ramona on Why She Dismissed Kristen
"Because Heather and I have very strong personalities. . .we’re the roosters."
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Sonja on her Finances"I've got my big girl panties on."
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The 'Wives on The Leg TossSonja: "I’ve heard of throwing the towel in but. . ." Heather: "I know, no elbows on the table. . ." LuAnn: "I mean you really put your foot in your mouth this time. . ." Kristen: "No she tried to put it in my mouth! Her foot in my mouth!"
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Aviva to Heather"You were not brought up in the ghetto, girl. . .This isn’t the hood! This is the Hamptons!”
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Heather on her Choice of Words"Motherf---er is a motherf---er."
